No Homo Phone Call - Jarren Benton

Hello?

What’s crackin' man?

Shit man, what’s goin' on man?

Chillin', chillin'

Yeah man, shit how’d that shit go the other day man?

What that movie?

Yeah, man

Yo, that shit was a good ass movie, man

Yo man, hey, have you seen Brad Pitt lately?

Nah I think the last shit I seen from him was uh…

Shit what was it?

Uh…

Inglorious Basterds

Brad Pitt lookin' good as a mo' fucker man, no homo

Huh?

Nah, I-I'm sayin' no homo, you know but h- he looks good anyways whatever

Yeah, man, shit

So what you gettin' into?

Shit man, probly hittin' the club get on these bitches nigga, you know what I’m

talkin' 'bout?

Shit!

I feel you man, I feel you

Yo, remember the, uh, other day when we were over at Visions?

Yeah, yeah, that shit was jumpin' man them hoes was crazy, boy

Yo remember that dude with his shirt off and shit?

That mo' fucker looked good as a mo' fucker too

I mean no homo, of course

Huh?

I mean you know what I’m sayin' no hom- man, whatever

Shit

Shit, where your girl at?

Shit man, she outta town, you know how that go, nigga, shit;

hey I’m finna get

on these bitches now, nigga, shit

Oh, word, I was gonna say, yo me and a couple of the fellas man we…

We was windin' to come through man, chill, you know?

I got this new lotion, do some, uh, shoulder massages, you know?

Some deep tissue massages?

Hold on, ooh, ooh!

I mean no homo of course man, no homo, bro

Anyways wha- whatever man it- it’s all good

Uh-uh, fuck that man, shit nah

Hey you sti- you still into, uh, football?

Oh, fuck yeah nigga, Falcons all day, nigga, shit

Falcons?

Shit!

Hell yeah nigga!

Yeah

Hey you seen that picture of Brett Farve’s dick?

Uh, nah, nigga, shit, what?

Nah, me- You know what I’m sayin' that di- his dick was…

I mean you know hey, the man’s packin', no homo, but you know what I’m sayin'

You feel me?

Nah, nigga, I don’t feel you at all on that

Nah, like I was lookin'

It was there, I mean I was like, it’s there

I can’t help but look at it…

No homo, definitely no homo

Yeah, you fucked up

Anyways whatever, man shit

Let’s get off here

Yeah, man shit

Ah, hey man, lemme uh.

Shit I think I’mma hit you back man

Shit, uh…

Hey man?

Whassup man?

Hey, how you feelin' lately man?

Shit, I’m…

I’m cool man, I’m just…

You know…

Just tryna find some pussy, and dude you know

I feel you man, but you know anytime you wanna talk man, we can get together,

you know?

One-on-one, girls away, you know, me and you?

We can hang out a lil' bit, you feel me?

Uh…

Just, you know we gotta bond a little bit, get closer, you feel me?

No homo involved du- you know?

Lemme hit you back, man shit

Hey, my momma called, man, ok, I gotta go, man

A’ight, I’ll holler at you