Willie Got Me Stoned - Jack Johnson

Willie got me stoned and took all my money

I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny

It didn’t really help that I didn’t know the rules of the game

And it probably didn’t help that I couldn’t remember my name

After Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash

One high low split and he kicked my ass

He gave me knuckles across the table and then my mind went blurry

Just like a puff of smoke, all my cash went up in a hurry

After Willie got me stoned, took me for everything I had

I had to walk home, I had no money for a cab

I didn’t have the heart to ask anybody for a ride

And nobody in the room looked in a condition to drive

After Willie got us stoned and took away our minds

Sent me back to the kiddie table and took away my pride

Now I’m sitting here with my band again just feeling like a joker

Just thinking about how bad I really suck at playing poker

And thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them

Would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and they smoked him

Hell yes I would and I know it might sound funny

But Willie got me stoned and took all of my…

Willie got me stoned and took all my money

Willie got me stoned and took all my money

Hell yes I would and I know it might sound funny

But Willie got me stoned and took all my money