Opposite Day - Hovey Benjamin, HiDef the Chef

Only way that you could ever be better than me is if it was on Opposite Day

Take everything that you normally do and bro you gotta do it the opposite way

Hovey is trash, Hovey can’t rap, he don’t got no slaps on Opposite Day

You’ll never defeat me, you’ll never compete with me, homie, cuz it is not

Opposite Day

Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day

Really though, you gonna need you a miracle, you better hope and you better pray

Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day

I don’t believe in Opposite Day so you better get the fuck outta my way

I like you

That’s what I would say

If it was opposite day

But that shit is fake

I can tell you wanna get on this track

We not doing that

You need a vocal coach fast

Cuz your voice sounds like ass

Opposite Day: just a myth?

Today, top government scientists have predicted that

a fundamental shift in the earth’s magnetic poles will result in what can only

be described as Opposite Day

Holy shit, wow

I can’t believe

It actually happened

It’s Opposite Day

I made this beat

I have big feet

Everything seems to be going my way

That one girl from high school

Totally likes me

Now is time she might give me a chance

She don’t remember

The homecoming dance

When I ran away crying

'Cuz I shit my pants

Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day, Opposite Day

I got this feature based off of talent

Shout out to Hovey not making me pay

My voice is great

My voice is great

Got 24 hours

Of sounding this way

After this song

My voice goes away

And I can’t even make up a rhyme

Shit…