Girls On Top - Hoodoo Gurus

Girls on top, boys are not

If the kitchen gets too hot

Get out while you’ve got the chance — who’s wearing the pants?

Girls on top, boys are not

And while you’re still in shock

She’s booking the honeymoon

Prepare for your doom

According to Mills and Boon

She is your friend.

I’ll say it again

She is your friend — but where will it end?

Understand you’re a man

She has got the upper hand

You’d better be on your guard

She’s making it hard

And she’s holding all the cards

She is your fiend.

I’ll say it again

She is your friend — but where will it end?

Where will it end?

Girls on top, boys are not

And when the penny’s dropped

Try taking it on the chin

You better give in

And maybe you’ll save your skin

She is your friend.

I’ll say it again

She is your friend.

I’ll say it again.

I’ll say it again

She is your very best friend but where will it end?

Where will it end?