No Trespassing - Helen Shapiro

No trespassing, private property

Come no closer, strict security

Violators will meet their fate at the hands of a mad, mad girl

No trespassing, danger area

Keep away or I’ll take care of ya

This applies to every other girl in the whole wide world

I’m so tired of girls making eyes at my baby

I’m going to the hardware store

I’ll get a hammer, nails, and have them make some signs

To hang on my darling’s door

And they’ll read

No trespassing, private property

Come no closer, strict security

Violators will meet their fate at the hands of a mad, mad girl

No trespassing, danger area

Keep away or I’ll take care of ya

This applies to every other girl in the whole wide world

I know what I’m gonna get him for his birthday

A jacket that I’ll design

With a red stripe and woven in the wool

You’d see these different signs

They’d warn in