Detach the Wheatley Core -

Detach the Wheately core?

I wanna do it.

I want it more!

She said we should work together!

But I hate that guy!

…I'm more clever.

Ah… whatever!

Laa la la la la laa, la la la la laaaa.

Laa la la la la laa, la la la la laaaa!

Detach the Wheately core!

Tear him from his shell!

Tie him to an auto rail into android hell!

First we’re gonna set some bait inside a brand-new test and wait.

When he comes a snoopin' we will snap the trap and spring the plate!

Wait I’ve got a better plan to catch this blue eyed Englishman!

Let’s hack into his mainframe, overclock and set his chips aflame!

Detach the Wheatley core!

Knock him on the head!

Freeze him for the rest of time in a cryo bed!

She’ll be so pleased!

I do declare…

That she will cook him rare!

I say we take a rocket-sentry and aim it at his lair and then, knock three

times and when he answers that moron will be no more.

You’re so stupid;

think now!

If we blow him into smithereens, he will be in

pieces and she will never hear him scream!

Detach the Wheatley core!

Throw him into space!

Leave him there for many years til' his power fades!

Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest 'gal around!

If I were on her subject list, I would rather drown!

She’ll be so pleased by our success…

That she’ll reward us too.

I bet!

Perhaps she’ll even think to bake

her fish-shaped cracker cake!

We’re her little henchmen, and we take our job with pride!

We do our best to please her, and stay on her good side!

I wish these robots weren’t so dumb-

-I'm not the dumb one!

You’re no fun…

Shut up!

Make me!

I’ve got something listen now, this one is real good;

you’ll see!

We’ll leave a present at his door upon there will be a note to read.

Now in the box we’ll stash and hide!

Until his curiosity…

Entices him to look inside, and then we’ll have him 1 2 3!!!

Detach the Wheatley core!

Release him with a click!

Dig around inside his head;

see what makes him tick!

Detatch the Wheatley core!

Crush him into bits!

Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks!

Detach the Wheatley core!

Turn him into starch!

He’ll be back in power and she’ll be back in charge!!!