Russell - Happy Mondays

Hold onto your hats

This is the hook

That you’ve been waiting for

One hand tells you everything

You need to know

To help you understand

Oh, the one you love

But yourself too

There are twelve chapters

One for each

And divided into the following sections

What makes that twat tick?

The man, the woman, the child in love

And all that we can play as a friend

And you, need to leap out and join us

So, hold onto thine hat

This is the hook

That you’ve been waiting for

The book that tells you everything

You need to know

To help you understand

Oh, the one you love

But yourself too

The man, the woman, the child in love

And all that we can play as a friend

And you

And need I say?

You captivating creature, you

What’s in your case as you walk all tall?

You can’t spin

But you can bid out the hall

So, hold onto thine hat

This is the hook

That you’ve been waiting for

The book that tells you everything

You need to know

The man, the woman, the child in love

As a friend I play

Ready to leap out and surprise you