On The 'Roids -

Here comes The Black Horse

There goes The Brown Cow

Full of ringers of course

Thrown up from The Plough

The hoops and the stripes

The halves and the quarters

The Sunday morning rain

The touchline refrain

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John because

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

It’s Lee’s twenty-first

But they’re not coming in

Because Bruiser McHuge

Declares them too thin

Annoyed and upset

They head for elsewhere

They normally argue the toss

But besides being boss

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John because

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He used to lark with the dreads

Now he’s a nark on the steds

He used to lark with the dreads

Now he’s a nark on the steds

He used to lark with the dreads

Now he’s a nark on the steds

He used to lark with the dreads

Now he’s a nark on the steds

His paranoia is absurd

Are you thinking about my bird?

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John, come on

Just walk away John because

He’s on the ‘roids

(Leave it be, let it go)

He’s on the ‘roids

(Don't be daft, don’t you know)

He’s on the ‘roids

(Leave it be, let it go)

He’s on the ‘roids

(Don't be daft, don’t you know)

He’s on the ‘roids

(Leave it be, let it go)

He’s on the ‘roids

(Don't be daft, don’t you know)

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids

He’s on the ‘roids