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Up on a ledge, I could do with chalk

I’d only gone for a sensible walk

I didn’t bank on espying your form

You said you were Yosemite-bound

You said we’d never get off the ground

I’m well aware it’s a love in vain

You’re a peak I can never attain

I’m so low-level I’m in the drain

Grade 1, loose scree I’m OK

Trapped on Cloggy though, no way

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How do I climb out of here?

Half-past cragfast here I cling

Call me a blockhead, a shell of a man

Call Llanberis, quick as you can

Dreams are wheeling on thermals

Streams of thought gone awry

Schemes embarked on sent reeling

Whaling the tar out of me

Call out to the ghost of Kirkus

I call out to the ghost of Kirkus

You say I’m stupid, you say I’m a clown

You call me Incapability Brown

So you’re the best chance of getting me down

Ropeless maybe, hopeless no

My jacket’s pumpkin — Páramo

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Won’t you winch me out of here

Headcam, dead ram, not my scene

M-E-N-L-O-V-E, let me hide myself in thee