Give Us Bubblewrap -

Assorted nautical jigsaws

Horticultural slideshows

Another castle by Edward the First

Another manor house supposedly cursed

Don’t they realise we’re easily pleased?

Don’t they know that all they’ve really got to do is

Give us bubblewrap

Give us bubblewrap

Give us bubblewrap

And stick the Apple Mac in the car park

Take a typical warlord

Psychological nightmare

The inhumanity, oppression and greed

The stiff missionary

The porcine feed

Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear

I think your diplomat should get over there and

Give him bubblewrap

Give him bubblewrap

Give him bubblewrap

And tell him Baccarat is illegal

Thelwall Friday afternoon

So much so for Brigadoon

Oh sing song ping pong

Fish fry whist drive

Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and

Give us bubblewrap

Give us bubblewrap

Give us bubblewrap

Double wrap, other crap, have it back, no more booze, dinner queues, avenues,

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