Ecclesiastical Perks -

In pulpits

In pulpits

They can preach naked from the waist downwards

In cloisters

They can smack each others' arses

These be ecclesiastical perks

These be ecclesiastical perks

Cheap flagstones

Cheap flagstones

Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay

Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay

Wet sponges (at the summer fair) shall miss me

These be ecclesiastical perks

These be ecclesiastical perks

Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round to Archie’s house.

Archie, people are saying you haven’t got any.

What am I supposed to do?

You know the situation

Reverend, come, sit down.

For you there is always some.

How much do you need

I’m gonna bottle up my love

And shake it up and down

And spray it all over Jesus

Near Fakenham

Joke breasts on

No seatbelt

Nice policeman

Fierce Panda

All-nighter

Fee no pay

Hey hey hey hey hey

These be (uuuuuuuuh)

These be (uuuuuuuuh)

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