All Hail the Brain - Guy Harvey, 13: The Musical Original West End Cast

Brain’s gonna do it!

Brain’s gonna do it!

Friday night, the Brain’s gonna do it!

Friday night, we go to the mall

And Brain’s gonna get us into the movie!

Gonna go see The Bloodmaster!

Friday night, The Bloodmaster!

Friday night, Friday night!

Brain’s gonna do it!

Brain’s gonna do it!

I have a plan

I have a plan

Possibly, I think I have a plan

It’ll take a lot of work

It’ll take a lot of luck

But when it all comes through

They’ll say:

«All Hail the Brain!

He does what no mere mortal can!

He’s the man!

Evan Goldman!

All Hail the Brain!

He did what no one else could do

Saw us through

Saved the day!"

And all I have to do is

Wait 'til Mom goes to sleep

Then sneak the license from the wallet in her purse

Make a color Xerox, laminate it

Then put the license back in the wallet in her purse

Then find the dress she wore

In the picture on the license that I copied and I laminated

Wear the dress

Get a wig

Show the license

Buy the tickets…

What could go wrong?

Brett’s gonna do it!

Brett’s gonna do it!

Friday night, Brett’s gonna do it!

Friday night at The Bloodmaster

Brett’s gonna do The Tongue with Kendra!

Friday night at the movie at the mall!

And Brain’s gonna get us in!

I have a plan!

A better plan

Actually, an almost-perfect plan

It sounds absolutely nuts

It’ll take a lot of guts

But when it all comes through

They’ll say:

«All Hail the Brain!

Give that Bar Mitzvah Boy a hand!

Ain’t he grand?

Ain’t he great!»

And all I have to do is

Go that day to the movie theatre

Break into the projection room

Steal the reels of film for The Bloodmaster

Take 'em down the hall where they’re showing Bambi

Switch the reels

Leave the theatre

Tell the guys we’re gonna go see Bambi!

What could go wrong?

Yo, Brain, did you set up my date for Friday?

Date?

With Kendra!

Date?

Date!