Veggicide - Guttermouth

Something’s up

Something’s on my mind

I try to go to sleep

I try to pass the time

What gives you the right

To kill a harmless carrot

Growing in god’s sunlight

You say they’re best

You say they’re best for you

I say it’s not true

You say they make

A damn good stew

So it’s time

It’s time to liberate

Don’t eat a carrot

Spare it

And don’t eat the beet

On your plate

All my friends say

Veggies feel no pain

All my friends say

Veggies have no brains

All my friends say

Veggies feel no pain

Don’t stir fry by me!

Ya-ya-ya!