Patent Leather Shoes - Gutterball

Got a rented Chevy, it’s an out-of-towner

Leaning on the rack by the check-out counter

Got the Globe and the Star and some cayenne pepper

Promise to bring her back just the way that I left her

They say that good things come in two’s

Here’s a little news you can use

Everybody says you’ve nothing to lose

You look good in patent leather shoes

I hear your mama was a teenage queen

Cover of November Sassy Magazine

Well, it’s not your mama that I crave

Where did you ever learn to behave?

Ch

I hear the boys are lining up outside of your house

24 hours a day you’ve been drawing crowds

Well, I bet you’ve got something there that you wanna hide

Cause everybody want’s to get inside

Ch

Hey, going my way…

How old did you say you were.