Breathing Just Wasn't as Fun - Grayscale Season

All that is left are just a few scraps of hair and bones

It’s hilarious :)

There was something in the way he wiggled

That just made me giggle

Trying to get free, begging on his knees

Well, that’s just a figure of speech

He really just didn’t want to drink that bleach

Don’t worry, «I am a Doctor», I said

It was hard to keep a straight face when…

Laughing gas has such a peculiar smell

It has this tendency to linger and dwell

But it’s something about it that just lights up a room

Well not like a propane-torch

But I don’t want to bring you down with all this gloom

So two guys walk into a church

No but seriously this is going to hurt

No, don’t leave just yet

I need you in this meat suit

With all its pain and sweat

The big punchline is yet to come

No don’t go, the jokes not done

But I guess to him, breathing just wasn’t as fun :)

There was something in the way he wiggled

That just made me giggle

Trying to get free, begging on his knees

Well, that’s just a figure of speech

He really just didn’t want to drink that bleach

I thought to myself, that I would probably have to have him strung up for days