Everyone Knows Juanita - Gael Garcia Bernal

Well, everyone knows Juanita

Her eyes each a different color

Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in

And her… knuckles, they drag on the floor

Those aren’t the words

There are children present!

(sung)

Her hair is like a briar

She stands in a bow-legged stance

And if I weren’t so ugly, she’d possibly give me a chance