Scooby Snacks - Fun Lovin' Criminals

«Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!»

«Any of you fucking pricks move

And I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!»

Me and Fast got the gats, we’re out to rob the bank

We got Steve outside carrying a full pack

Now everything’s cool and everything’s smooth

Hey that’s smooth…

I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter

She gives me the loot with puckered up lips and a wink

That I found cute and I said, «Baby, baby, baby…»

Is this some karmic-chi love thing happening here baby or what?

By that time Fast tapped me with the 9

He said it was time to blow, you know

So out the door we go back to the ride with Steve inside

And alive, and off we drive

See, I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we’ll never get far

Riding around in a stolen police car

So we dropped it off and piled in a Caddy

Steve was driving because I had to talk to my man about something

«Look, I don’t know anything about any fucking set-up

You can torture me all you want…»

«Torture you, that’s good, that’s a good idea, I like that one.»

Running around robbing banks

All whacked off of Scooby Snacks

Running around robbing banks

All whacked off of Scooby Snacks

And I don’t give a fuck about the hell’s gate

Ain’t punkin' the crowd and I’m still standing up straight

So, we pull these jobs to make a little money

No one gets hurt if they don’t act funny

On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught

Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing where the cop is, yeah

They’re at the Dunkin Donuts, adjacent from the Fromans'

Whose mailbox Fast had just exploded

They gave chase, but my man Steve’s an ace

And we lost those brothers with haste

We casted off and along we went

Off Bermuda to an island resort we rented

«Sonny, I need you cool, are you cool?»

«…I am cool.»

Running around robbing banks

All whacked off of Scooby Snacks

Running around robbing banks

All whacked off of Scooby Snacks

Running around robbing banks

All whacked off of Scooby Snacks

Running around robbing banks

All whacked off of Scooby Snacks