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Turkish: What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?

Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish

Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago

Tommy: It ain’t Pikeys, are they?

I fucking hate Pikeys

Turkish: You’re a sensitive boy, ain’t ya Tommy?

Fuck me, hold tight.

What’s that?

Tommy: It’s me belt, Turkish

Turkish: No, Tommy.

There’s a gun in your trousers.

What’s a gun doing in your

trousers?

Tommy: It’s for protection

Turkish: Protection from what?

«Zee Germans»?