Welcome - Felonies

Welcome One and All aboard this flight to London

I can guarantee this journey won’t be a fun one

Why we gotta do this you’re all probably wondering?

Because your countries government are shit at covering

Up the facts, They paint it black, They make it illegal

What kinda countries government does this to it’s people?

The kind that filled their septic tanks with womens unborn fetal

Matter, What’s the matter?

Future hopes have all been shattered

One, Two, Three, Four

I’m not staying anymore

One Two, Three, Four

We’re not staying anymore

Welcome one and all aboard this flight to Dublin

I can guarantee that journey wasn’t a fun one

By the time we land you’ll probably feel the rumbling

Of a revolution everywhere from Cork to Crumlin

We scream and march against these shady lawyers who parry

Using swords of lingerie defending Paddy, Stu and Larry

Our time is up, I know it’s fucked but here I am smirking

Through gritted teeth, Not losing Sleep

At least our healthcare’s working

Wait

One, Two, Three, Four

I’m not staying anymore

One, Two, Three, Four

Graduate then out the door

One, Two, Three, Four

We’re not staying anymore

One, Two, Three, Four

Graduate then out the door

One, Two, Three, Four

We’re not staying anymore

Five, Six, Seven, Eight

Your gate is closing don’t be late

Don’t be late