Faster Than the Shark - F.K.Ü.

Beware of his six-string attack

He’s no ordinary Joe Six-Pack

Faster than you’ll ever live to be

Riff meister to a deadly degree

Humanuclear device, fuming with rage

He’s Radiation Joe, breaking the cage

Hey!

Stand back!

The right decision

There’s no way you’ll win this competition

Turn out the light and watch him glow in the dark

You may as well accept he’s faster than the shark

Commander of the powersurge

Dictator of the metal church

Watch him reach critical mass

Forcing metal up your ass

Unknowingly blessed, his licks unfolds

Supercharged, unveil the power he holds

Unearthly shredding, so it shall be done

He’ll take it to the limit going defcon 1

A guitar demon, showing no mercy

Finger-tapping frenzy and whammy-bar abuse

Stunning your senses, blinding your eyes

First comes submission, then you die