C.H.ü.D. - F.K.Ü.

Hideous and hungry, indecent and obscene

Ferocious, carnivorous, slobbery and mean

Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed

Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need

Find them in the attic or the cellar, find them anywhere

But the place they prefer is in my evil underwear

They’re a different kind of breed and their hunger is strong

Better kiss your lucky star I’m not wearing a thong

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underwear Dwellers

Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous

Monstrous and malicious, toxic and unclean

Inhuman, inbreed, red and green

Disfigured and deformed, they crawl, they breed

Rotting and raving, they hunger, they need

Your worst nightmare is living where the sun don’t shine

In the dark is where they hide, waiting for the night to come

Flesh-eating, crusty creatures living in your knickers

There’s no god-damn way in hell you can stop these evil critters

Cannibalistic Humanoid Ünderwear Dwellers

Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous

BEWARE BEWARE OF THE ÜNDERWEAR

BEWARE BEWARE!

BEWARE BEWARE OF THE ÜNDERWEAR

BEWARE BEWARE!