Moscow State Circus - Eugene McGuinness

Did you drop a clanger?

A spanner in the works?

Did it all pour out the wrong way

Bent out of the shape through the Chinese whispers?

Oh Clarence, I — I do believe

This life is killing me

It’s become a chorus of Nottingham

And the radio lifted the curse

Newsflash, who flooded the forest?

Good sir, you’ve got a lot of nerve

Through towers tall

And scared little trees

This old banger carries me up

And away

Lightning has struck

Twice in the exact same place

Can’t get in the club

Can’t get out of the rain

Or get over it, get over it

And remember not to forget that I’m

About as subtle and as playful

As a hammer-headed shark

But I could name you every service station

On the M6 off by heart

Test results prove inconclusive

As to whether your world is round

Mine is a Rubik’s Cube

So pass it on or go and figure it out

It’s all bloody bloody

It’s all bloody bloody jamboree

This banger carries me up

And away

Couldn’t give a flying fuck

What the old draconians say

Lightning has struck

Rain, rain go away

Or get over it, get over it

And remember not to forget about me

Hey now, hey now, hey now

We’re tumbling down a rabbit hole