Typical Nigga - Erick Sermon, Lockness Monster

They like Lockness Monster man who that nigga?!

I’m the hot sixteen spittin new ass nigga

Hundred percent hip hop and I’m the truth ass nigga

And I go harder in the booth better than you ass nigga

Rap game fucked up a bunch of coon ass niggas

Dunkin Penderhughes I wanna be cool ass niggas

Tried to rhyme most days fam I boo at niggas

Then George Bush a motherfucker throw my shoe at niggas

Sick of these lames I ain’t got nothin to do ass niggas

What’s up dog?

Awww man ain’t nothin new ass niggas

Dirty Timberland wahsed up dirty durag niggas

Strawberry Shortcake bunch of food ass niggas

Awww man can I do a song with you ass niggas?

Naw fam go find somethin else to do ass nigga

You old Wesley Snipes To Wong Foo ass nigga

Fake gangsta talkin 'bout who you 'gon shoot at nigga

You ain’t built like that fam we knew that nigga

You Shaquille O’Neal can’t shoot ass nigga

I just started rappin straight up out the blue ass nigga

And started a record label in the crew ass nigga

Dumb ass retarded I ain’t got a clue ass nigga

Awww fam you talkin to me?

YEAH YOU ASS NIGGA!

Sweet honey y’all, Winnie The Pooh ass niggas

Floatin up shit’s creek in the canoe ass nigga

Pork sausage eatin old swine flu ass niggas

Copycat monkey see, monkey do ass niggas

Bitin styles like I want to do it too ass niggas

And I want to do it just like you ass niggas

Always talkin 'bout your beef tofu ass niggas

Quick to fall for a chick Pepe Lepeu ass niggas

You a Facebook gangsta Youtube ass nigga

It ain’t my fault you can’t emcee that’s too bad nigga

This sound like some mu’fuckin…ten o’clock, Nick At Nite

Mu’fuckin Mash type shit, buy the blunt, then bottle of Hennessy

Get a ex pill that’s if you pop ex I don’t fuck with that shit

Get you some diezel or lemonade, you know what I’m sayin?!

Fuckin watchin, I Love Lucy and shit!

Niggas thinkin that I talk about some soft shit on this shit

But just had to, go in on you niggas real quick

In this bitch with Joe Blow and E-Low

Mu’fuckin studio god dammit!

It’s Lockness Monster mu’fucker!!!

Chicago southside!!!

You go to sleep to this shit

You know what I’m sayin it’s that mellow shit, don’t crash your whip mu’fucker!

Blind ass nigga you smoke too much nigga… HA HA HA HA!!!

YEAH!

I’m out of this mu’fucker man!!!

Nice and easy!!!