My Funny Valentine - Elvis Costello

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable

Yet, you’re my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little bit weak?

When you open it to speak, baby

I could smile

Don’t change your hair for me, baby

Not if you care for me, baby

Stay my little valentine’s, oh, please stay

Oh, oh, stay baby

'Cause each day is Valentines Day