Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John

Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand

Oh I’ve had a few too many and it’s getting hard to stand

I keep hearing noises from my fireplace

I must be going crazy or the brandy’s won the race

And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who’s here

Your fat and jolly friend draws near

Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise

The bearded weirdy’s just arrived

Ho ho ho, guess who’s here

Your fat and jolly friend draws near

Ho ho ho, surprise surprise

The bearded wierdy’s just arrived

On my roof there’s snorting sounds, and bells inside my head

My vision’s blurred with colour, and all he sees is red

There’s a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue

And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room