Korean Jesus - Dumbfoundead

Back from being black balled

Here to slap all them stupid cats doin bath salts

Korean jesus, droppin panties to the asphalt

Got them Asian bitches getting freaky to them trap songs

Baptized with the water in the glass bong

Turned water into soju, got your facts wrong

If you trying to learn I teach a junior college class on it

Throw the money in the basket, put a couple racks on it

Took me 20 years to grow this fuckin goatee

It’ll take another 40 years for you to shave it off me

I’m on that sensei swag with the wise look

Chicks dig it even make the nuns wanna dry hump

Never drive drunk, but I do it high as hell

Cruisin in Koreatown might as well

Im Adele, bitter at my ex, ima tell

The world about her Ft.

Lauderdale pictures of her breasts, next

Chillin in the bat cave, stackin mad tracks

I ain’t never had a half day

Your shit’s wack you should smash on the backspace

Fuck all your videos, I’d rather watch the ads play

Gotten more ass than them ads for them axe sprays

Sprained my damn back trynna do the latest dance craze

Dopin' up with Lance, pedalin' that good man made

Take two of these and it’ll leave you in a trance daze

K-Town Jesus, rockin open toed Addidas

Rollin Zig zags and reefer with a big bag of cheez-its

Its beanie season I don’t need a fucking reason

No matter the degrees, if its heated or its freezing

Back but I never left, heaven sent raps from the devils breath

Leanin to the left, like a treble clef, respect don’t get your panties in a knot

Buddha blessed, with Muhammad trying to hotbox with Gods

You don’t know who Korean Jesus is?

What, you stupid or something?

The man who turned water into soju, you don’t know who he is?

You think somebody better than Korean Jesus?

He is the reason why Asian people are so cheap

He took a single loaf of bread and fish, and fed a thousand people

You try and do that shit!

Bitch, why don’t you try and walk on water?

Fuck Criss Angel!

Korean Jesus saves you like Korean people save zip lock bags after one use

He is forever with me like a kimchi stain on a white t-shirt

Korean Jesus was the original K-Town hipster, wearing sandals and a full beard

You’re welcome