Baby Rhino's Eye - Dramarama

I saw her face on Channel Two

Between The Taming Of The Shrew

Never noticed what I knew

There was nothing I could do I guess

I had a dream about a child

Raised by owls in the wild

Never laughed, never smiled

There was nothing I could do I guess

Words came wrapped in cellophane

Like lollipops you left in the rain

No good except for insects

No yen except for good sex

Operator information calling overseas

Tell me that it’s only fiction

Make me happy please, I don’t belong

I thought you promised that it wouldn’t be long

Heard her voice sing a song

Hey, isn’t that my favorite song?

Never got to say so long

There was nothing I could do I guess

I think there must be some mistake

She must be at her house by the lake

She always loved to go there

She’s got a dog with no hair

How’s about another cupcake?

How’s about a pie?

How’s about a chocolate covered

Baby rhino’s eye?

I don’t belong

I thought you promised

That it wouldn’t be long

Isn’t this a funny story?

Isn’t it a gas?

Isn’t it like Moses making snakes

Out of a staff?

I don’t belong

I thought you promised

That it wouldn’t be long

How’s about that Johnny Carson?

Isn’t he a scream?

Did you ever have a lady analyze your dreams?

Operator information

Tell me it’s a gag

Tell me that it’s only fiction

Written for some rag

How’s about another cupcake?

How’s about a pie?

How’s about a chocolate covered

Baby rhino’s eye?

I don’t belong

I thought you promised

That it wouldn’t be long