Calm Down - Dr. Syntax

The f**** is this dude on?

Jesus

Yo

Calm down mate

You don’t want a problem here

Cause you’re the type to act proper weird

Every time you swallow beer

Acting crapped out

Like you’re on some dodgy gear

Carry on with that now

Someone’s gonna box your ears

You started off like we’re best buddies

But now, you’re all up in my face like you’re trying to headbutt me

I had a feeling this would get ugly

Don’t touch me

Take a step back, your breath smells funky

You were a nice dude

Then you started telling me that

I should sign you

Like I’m gonna feel obliged to

I’m not even gonna fob you off with «I might do»

I don’t have a label, it would mis-guide you

Everybody does it once in a while

Punch drunk to the point they’re chucking up bile

But now you’ve run your mouth and you’re below the belt

You need to calm down and propose yourself

Calm down

Before you pass out

I see your still having a blast now

But you’ll be sleeping on the hard ground

You need to

Calm down

Before you pass out

I see your still having a blast now

But you’ll be sleeping on the hard ground

Calm down Love

You’re acting like a mental case

The way you put the away

You’re drinking like a heavyweight

How did Jenna Jameson become Leatherface

Let me tell you straight

We are not going to second base

You started off kinda shy and sweet

Nice petit, potential bride tobe

That was eyeing me

To put it mildly, you had a surprise for me

Now I hear a violent shriek every time you try and speak

And I don’t care that your breasts are large

Cause the way you shake your legs and arms, that’s not a sexy dance

I’d rather end up with hairy palms

Than

Everybody does it once in a while

I don’t care if you’re old enough

You’re still a child

Ok, I admit it, that’s below the belt

You should still calm down and propose yourself

Calm down

Before you pass out

I see your still having a blast now

But you’ll be sleeping on the hard ground

You need to

Calm down

Before you pass out

I see your still having a blast now

But you’ll be sleeping on the hard ground

Calm down man

This is going on too often

You looking smashed is a sight that’s all too common

You’ve got skills and you need to make use of them

They won’t mean shit once you’ve got a booze problem

You doing shows, getting smashed for free

Don’t let that JD lead you into self parody

What’s as tragic as a drug

Not so young adult with love handles

Still trying to rap to beats

Not much actually

Once you’re washed up

You’ll have lost touch like a double hand amputee

You’ll be a f***** up hasbin casualty

Resembling celebs in magazines doing crack and speed

Everybody does it once in a while

But don’t try and front like its part of your style

No-one knows you like you know yourself

So you need to calm down and propose yourself

Calm down

Before you pass out

I see your still having a blast now

But you’ll be sleeping on the hard ground

You need to

Calm down

Before you pass out

I see your still having a blast now

But you’ll be sleeping on the hard ground