No Std - Dr Evil

Oh no, mu ha ha ha ha, Whoa, mu ha ha ha ha

In this time today it’s kinda

Sticky to be going around without a condom

It’s kinda gross

I love S-E-X but I don’t want no STD, no

Give me that durex but I don’t want no STD

Baby girl don’t be vex but I don’t want no STD, no

I love S-E-X but I don’t want no STD

I don’t want to be hooked up on ivy

Cause of a ivy

Or HIV

That must be worst than poison ivy

The girl could be sexier

Even look nice like rice

But she can keep her-peas

Get it, keep herpes

Oh please

I don’t want something that’s sexually transmitted

And then get admit it

(Dude admit it)

That’s one hospitality I don’t need

Don’t want to catch something that’s gonna make it

Hard for me to breathe

I love S-E-X but I don’t want no STD, no

Give me that durex but I don’t want no STD

Baby girl don’t be vex but I don’t want no STD, no

I love S-E-X but I don’t want no STD

I’m a rough rider

When giving the wickedest slam

I’m the jockey on a horse

I’m the Trojan man

I could give you long love until midnight

And we can get wet and wild on the beach

That’s right

Girl, I know you really want it skin to skin

But I don’t know what you have that

Could make me slim to thin

(Boo Boo)

I’m into rubbers like helium

A matter of fact

I live into a condominium, get it

I love S-E-X but I don’t want no STD, no

Give me that durex but I don’t want no STD

Baby girl don’t be vex but I don’t want no STD, no

I love S-E-X but I don’t want no STD