My Inlaws Are Outlaws - Doug MacLeod

My In-laws are Outlaws and my home life is in a mess

I’m gonna' call up the High Sheriff and get them all up under arrest

Now your sister likes to meddle, she’s in everybody’s dirt

If she’d mind her own business, her own damn life would work

Your brother steady gambles, and loses all the time

Once he’s lost his own money, he want to loose with mine

Now your mama likes to trouble, she always cause a fuss

If she rode the Greyhound, the dog would leave the bus

SPOKEN

You mama is so mean, she stand on a railroad line — freight train take a dirt

road

Your mama?

Yes, I did say she had a kind face.

The kind of face you want to throw a brick

at

Stump jumping fools, everyone of them