50p - Dirty Revolution

You know 50 Cent,

Well I don’t know if he meant

What he said about the girls in the club

I don’t care about his guns

Wouldn’t want to share his drugs

My mum is harder than his mum

My mum, she could have his mum anyday

Don’t know what it takes to be a gangster

But it seems to involve acting like a wanker

You know Britney Spears

Well don’t mind that she’s here

Singing all her songs about love

I don’t care about her hair

Don’t give a shit what she wears

My bum is bigger than her bum

My arse, is bigger than her arse

Don’t know what it takes to be a celebrity

It’s not for me if all I can eat is celery

I’m not famous

But then I’m not shamelessly

Getting my tits out for the lads

I never said that I was hard

Havn’t even got a car

I don’t give a fuck about that

I’ve got a lot

Got a lotta lotta love

That’s enough