Lou Reed - Didjits

There’s no reason to wake up

I put on my wig and my make up

I strut my tight ass across the street

A man in a dress, I feel so sweet

Saw Lou Reed giving head down in Soho

I wasn’t really there, but Johnny

He told me so

I wanna be Mark E. Smith

I got my act down, I got the riffs

I’ll form a band, I’ll get the best

He’s look so cute wearing my new dress

Saw Lou Reed giving head down in Soho

I wasn’t really there, but Johnny

He told me so

I wanna be the lead singer for the Fall

I wanna have gold records wall to wall

No, you cannot!

I’m taking off my clothes on stage

I’ll be like Mark E. Smith someday

All the old men look at me

I’m thinking of you, Mark

I’m thinking of you!

Saw Lou Reed giving head down in Soho

I wasn’t really there, but Johnny

He told me so