Eunuch Boy - Descendents

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy

Thought a lawnmower was another toy

Don’t laugh at him cause he can’t piss straight

He can’t even masturbate

Got no gonads, only to sockets

Got no bulge in his pockets

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy

Thought a lawnmower was another toy

Can’t even make it through a day of school

They try to stomp his shriveled tool

It must suck to know you’ll never fuck