Mad Random - Decora

Yeah do doo do do doo do shoo ba doo

Funny thing happened the other day

See someone asked me what’s the meaning of Bread and Oats

I said shit I don’t know

I came up with the name

And you showed up at the show

So the fact that you’re payin' me means you connected with the flow

Cause I stood up on stage and you stood down on the floor

With your hands up

With your back towards the door

And then you asked for encore and I gave you some more

And someone asks me ‘can I buy it in stores'

I said stores do they have those anymore

She said of course they do

I said no they don’t

She said I’ll buy it tomorrow

I said no you won’t

She said why

I said well you askin all those questions

She walked away and learned a valuable lesson

Mad random

I’m mad random

Big bird

Mad random

Little bird

I’m mad random

Big bird

Mad random

I got a sense of humor it’s my sixth sense

I want to grow up and have a house with a picket fence

No I don’t

Who wants to have that

Paint it one week the next week you got to go back

Keep the house I’ll take the land paint the fence back

With a pitbull in the yard that don’t bark or attack

But you think he does

Because he’s a pitbull

Well we’ll just leave it at that

And while I’m at it I’ll get a cat

Or a lion or a tiger like Mike Tyson

Nah I don’t think so

That’s a lot of responsibility

And the nails grow long

And I don’t like tigers anyway

Why would you have a tiger

Now going back to the song

I’m mad random

I’m mad random

Doo do doo dad ooo

Doo do doo doo

I’m mad random

Big bird

I’m mad random

Paper mache

Do doo mad random

Doo do doo doot

Yeah yeah check check

I feel deserted I’m nervous I’m the only one that heard it

Shot it the gun the gun that practically murdered our culture

When you got beef you don’t ask for the-

I’m mad random