Advice From Christmas Past - Dead Kennedys

Why are such a stupid asshole?

Would you really like to know?

Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes, and Yvette will show you how

You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful,

fit in, or someone might think you’re weird

Life can be perfect

People can be trusted

Someday, I wll fall in love;

a nice quiet home of my very own

Free from all the pain

Happy and having fun all the time

It never happened, did it?