Moron - David Rovics

Francoise Ducros lost her job

As Director of Communications

She was representing Canada

At a meeting of the NATO nations

When she had the gall

To say what was very clear

Something everybody knew

Which they didn’t want to hear

In the global mafia

There’s no doubt who’s the Don

But everybody knows

That George Bush is a moron

Maybe you voted for him

'Cause you like to shoot your gun

Or perhaps you own an oil company

And you’re happy that he won

But if that is the case

You know you’ve got to take it on the chin

And thank the Gods

For the doctors of the spin

'Cause if it weren’t for soundbytes

Then just like his Uncle Ron

There’d be no one left who could deny

That George Bush is a moron

Perhaps you protested

And said it wasn’t fair

He didn’t even win the vote

He should not be in there

But maybe you still have some dignity

And you try to put on the best face

'Cause you just can’t come to grips

It seems like it just shouldn’t be the case

It’s as if there’s this really stupid cop

With a nuclear baton

Not only is he evil

But George Bush is a moron

Well perhaps you are hoping

You can make it to the end

Just a few more years

And we’ll be around the bend

If the world is still standing

And not yet blown up into pieces

With a rally at the ballot box

We can see that this nightmare ceases

Until you look over your shoulder

At what might happen when he’s gone

Once it captures your attention

That Tom Daschle is a moron