Legacy - Dane Cook

That I’m excited to share with you tonight

And one thing I’ve realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy;

We all want to be remembered for something

And then I was thinking going, How can I be remembered?

And then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases

Even if it’s one on one with people

For example, the other day, I saw a young boy

And he was eating an ice cream cone

I ran up and I smashed it into his face

I leaned in, I go, You remember me forever! and I ran away

Cause you know when he’s 50, he’s gonna be like

One day a man ran up to me, I did not know this man

He smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed and said

«You fuckin remember me forever.»

But I did not say fuckin, I did not say that

He added fuckin to make the story more intense and interesting

He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face

Cause he’s a lying 50 year old man. I did NOT say fuckin