Whispering Ned - Dando Shaft

Whispering Ned was a separate man with a natural head and a natural tan

You could tell from his eyes that he never told lies

There were no flies on Whispering Ned

Now Whispering Ned had a magical bed where his head freaked out at night

You could see him rise high above the skies and down the wind went Whispering

Ned

He could fly through the breeze high above the trees

At the turn of his mind he could travel where he please

And he’d sail on air floating everywhere where, there were no flies on

Whispering Ned

Now he lived in a land where heads were band

Though the land was grand the people were grey

And they worked all day in a diligent way trying to keep their heads and

Whispering Neds

Now Ned took charge of a very large lump which he dumped in the sump of the

local water pump

And they all got gassed and sussed were the pissed but the last one was lost

was Whispering Ned

Now Whispering Ned was a natural head and he liked a joke and he often had a

smoke

But he never got sussed and he never got bust

There were no flies on Whispering Ned