Zarya Codes - Dan Bull

Ready?

Ooh, who’s that minx there with the pink hair?

The flair of a punk with the physique of a big bear

That’s quite a kink yeah, so let’s keep it clean and friendly

Don’t need to tell you her cannon’s griefing me with penis envy

Whoops, I’ve lowered the bar and set the scene already

She’s doing the opposite and lifting stuff that’s bleeding heavy

It’s Aleksandra Zaryanova

Commonly known as Zarya but you know that

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier

Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you

Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier

Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you

Bound to be able to carry you, bound to be able to carry you

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier

Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you

No poor performance, she’s a walking fortress

She could arm wrestle with the forks of forklifts

All this talk gets a bit repetitive for her

I bet she would prefer if we ignored it altogether

Guess her personality type is quite serious

That’s what happens living your life in Siberia

Ideally you’d flee the crisis and up sticks

But she saw the kind of sights, you shouldn’t at just six

Tick tock, never gets up late

First thing at the crack of dawn she sets up weights

Getting breakfast prepped fast, cooking up pierogi

Do a couple reps as she’s stacking up the bodies

And that’s ironic 'cause her body is stacked

Buddy, nobody’s body is as big a body as that

A world record, that’s probably a fact

But there’s no reputable body of stats

To reliably verify it as that

Powering up the barrier, hell yup

While the cannon is amassing casualties to tally up

A graviton surgeon who’ll grab you by the lughole

Swirling you round and then she’ll drag you down the plughole

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier

Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you

Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier

Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you

Bound to be able to carry you, bound to be able to carry you

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier

Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you