Fresh N Clean (Silence the Critics) - D Double E

Ooaaah ooaahhh

Dirtee-tee

Badabuh buh

I must confess

This place ain’t bless

This place is a mess (disgusting)

Badabuh buh

Nah, you don’t deserve no guests (nah)

In here, in here

I don’t wanna lay down or rest (Are you crazy?)

That crack in the wall needs addressing

The state of the floor!

It’s just depressing (Mad)

This table’s older than the pyramids (It's older?)

At least it’s younger than the mirror is

This place is small, and it’s barely a house

Never mind a cat, you couldn’t even swing a mouse

(It's so small) Hmm

Those curtains are looking tired

Decorations are tired

Look, your stylist’s fired

It’s like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (Bang)

If your house was a car

It would get pulled over (Excuse me, please)

This is very, very

Very, very

Very, very

Very unacceptable

Okay, let’s walk around

I’ll give the house a scan

Oops!

Doorknob broke off into my hand (Oh my gosh)

Every time I touch something

I wanna wash my hands (Sanitise!)

I don’t wanna sit in here

I’d rather stand (I'm cool, I’m alright)

You’ve got wobbly seats

At your dining table (Wobbly!)

Everywhere I look

It’s wires and cables (Which one’s this for?)

This is the messiest house that I’ve ever been in

Look at the stains on the rug

That’s gonna need more than cleaning

What, the sofa bed’s not working?

It’s not flicking out?

(Nah, mate)

Hmm

Think it’s time to sort it out (Come on)

Walls are meant to be white

But they’re looking beige (Tell me)

What, did you have a house party?

What, did you have a rave?

It’s like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (bang)

If your house was a car

It would get pulled over (excuse me, please)

This is very, very

Very, very

Very, very

Very unacceptable

Supa dupe ooaaah ooaahhh

Dirtee-tee

That’s you-you

Oh my word

Fresh and clean

Badabuh buh