My Before and After - Cotton Mather

She picked me out of the millions

Thumbing an OED

Dressed me down to civilian

Cracks the code on the Rosetta Stone

Says the word for alone is «alone»

My before and after

My before and after

My before and after her

We found that «R.

Mutt» was truly

Some work of genius

She helped my best friend see through me

Says the Church of His Holiness lied

«This world’s no dead end, it’s park and ride»

Oh yeah

My before and after

My before and after

My before and after her

Now I’m dangerously reprogrammed, man

Like that guy in The Manchurian

My before and after

My before and after

My before and after her

Ahhhhhhhhhahhhhahhahhahhahhahh