Kate Was 'Ere - Cosmo Jarvis

This is not a stalker’s anthem like that pirate hat you wear

Let’s just dress like girls and we could put chewing gum in our hair

Send me messages all day and I will read them

She’s a sweaty pirate chick, let’s puke again

Kate was here and I like how she talks

Let’s go steal some sheep from a sheep shop somewhere

We could build an army but we’d let them keep their hair

She’s not a girly though I do not know her too good

We talk on the internet, damn straight I would

Kate was here and I like how she talks

If you wanna make a movie in my bedroom

I will bring some tights and make-up

Spitting at a half-moon

She’s still hot when she is trying to beatbox so drunk

Dancing like a stoned mouse

Best thought I thunk

Kate was here and I like how she talks

All my friends have gone away

Because they’re all in serious relationships

Even though that they’re only 17

I’d like to be a pirate

Or a stripper or a jedi

And I’ve come to the conclusion that all girls are mean

Except for all the ones on TV

'Cause I’d gladly let them eat me all night long

Something’s wrong with you!

Kate was here and I like how she talks

(That's a fucking fact)

Kate was here and I like how she talks