Wogs Will Walk - Cornershop

We’re gonna get on down now

We’re gonna get on down

We’re gonna get on down now

We’re gonna get on down

Pass me the laser beam

And let me wipe the wretched out clean

Pass me the laser beam

And let me wipe the devil men clean

Broad Street’s a racket, got no time for the piper’s role

Second round the corner, I let the Jackie Graham go

The windows open onto Soho Road

People by the Pakis punctuated by the brown atoll

Broader than Bombay, they’re clogging up the slow lane

I meet Rajesh, Roshan, and KPC

His eligible sons he calls the three degrees

On his bike he shouts request to me

Ten of them, sixty of these

Bested by no word, his shout is my guarantee

Pass me the laser beam

And let me wipe the wretched out clean

Pass me the laser beam

And let me wipe the devil men clean

It’s a world wide web, wog’s world war

Rockford rock against the clean four-by-fours

To get a little, wog’s got to give a lot

Wogs will walk and the wait is hard

Well this one’s going out to the u-federation

N-O-G, Wigan’s ovation

The wog of the zero invention

Bit between the GW intervention

Passing the catch, I do kick the gear stack

Pass me the laser beam

And let me wipe the devil men clean

Born in the year of the marketing manager

The record stack I sweep up for the janitor

A hip-hop brick to the overseas dick

I understand guns in the A&R office

Wogs will walk the Mowgli walk

Salt marches and the wait is hard

Wearing out the top soil, passing the parked cars

Packed lunched, the wog is non-stop

I hail a cab for the Pan Am to Dehli

Greeted by Bubbley Kaur, the walk-in jewellery store

Head for, get onto the GT road

Now a driver like Barry G should be driving earth

The last leg of Little Riding Hood

I exchange with pictures of Sam Fox

L.E.D.

quartz (bionic) you fathered like a pocket watch

One ton of tinsel, a chauffeur and a Parker pen

To this reactor light, I throw in a Jackie Graham

Pull in the mud path at Terminal One

London customs on the lookout for a wog on the run

They ratchet my case open as if it was a Fanta can

All they see is authentic pirate cassette tapes

German elastic produced on Tokyo dub plate

Keep

Japan on the map-an

Rolex rollicks, attention, attention

Wogs will walk

And this time the wait is about twelve pounds