Maybe Scabies - Cold Cold Hearts

Maybe scabies, but not rabies

Maybe scabies, and you have 'em too

Maybe scabies, we’re all ladies

Maybe scabies, I hate you

So you know how last summer, everyone thought that Jerry Garcia was dead?

Well me and my sister have this theory that really he’s not dead

But really he was abducted by aliens

So these aliens came out from one of those planets, like Pluto, Jupiter, or Mars

And took him back onto their spaceship

And then they conducted all these kinds of experiments on him

You know like in the X-Files?

And they gave him scabies!

And then they sent him back down to planet Earth

And that’s how all the hippies in America got scabies

Scabies

Scabies

So then there was this one hippie Grizzly Adams kid from Evergreen

And he had scabies

And then he got down on this one punk rock girl from Olympia named Sara and

gave her scabies

And then she had them for a really long time, like six months or something

And then she gave them to everyone else in Olympia

And that’s how all the punk rockers in Olympia got scabies