Interlude 2 - Christmas Queens

Grandma, that scared me!

Yeah, I may never sleep again!

Oh, dear

What am I going to do?

Oh I know!

I’ll tell you a wonderful story about a gaggle of drag queens

What’s a gaggle?

Well it’s when a fella has a really big… oh, nevermind

Just shut up and listen

Once upon a time

A bunch of adorable drag queens

Were on tour with their annual holiday show

The glittery glamorous gals traveled city to city

On their big pink bus…

Ninety nine bottles of booze and a bus…

… one night they were driving along

On their way to their next big show

When all of a sudden the bus started

Making strange noises

Grandma, that scared me!

Yeah, I may never sleep again!

Oh, dear

What am I going to do?

Oh I know!

I’ll tell you a wonderful story about a gaggle of drag queens

What’s a gaggle?

Well it’s when a fella has a really big… oh, nevermind

Just shut up and listen

Once upon a time

A bunch of adorable drag queens

Were on tour with their annual holiday show

The glittery glamorous gals traveled city to city

On their big pink bus…

Ninety nine bottles of booze and a bus…

… one night they were driving along

On their way to their next big show

When all of a sudden the bus started

Making strange noises

Haha, like the noises you make after eating mexican food grandma?

Brrrr…

No!

Even worse!

The bus came to a stop in the middle of nowhere

Needless to say the drag queens were quite frightened

I mean, this was even scarier than that one

time they saw Lady Bunny without her makeup on

Oh my god!

So, while sitting out there in the darkness

One of the drag queens

A big sassy southern gal named Ginger Minj

Decided to try cheering up everyone with a song