Season 2 Finale - Cast of Galavant, "Weird Al" Yankovic

Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your wedded sp—

Yes, I do

For richer, for poorer

In sickness and health

Through rampaging Vikings

And cannibal elves

Through hobbits, and bikers

And dolphins with lasers

And mutants, and lawyers

And—

Oh my God!

Just kiss the bride!

Not yeasty!

Not musty!

So there’s the ever after

As promised all along

Who better now to wrap it up

And seal it with a song?

Except the monks

Hey, hey, we’re the monks!

That’s right, we’re the genre bending, Twitter trending

Bringing you the happy ending monks!

And a new season bursts all over the land

With new hope

Despite the whole feudal system

The true rulers reassumed their command

The old tyrants?

Frankly, nobody missed 'em

The winners, they took all

And all the losers, they got squat

(spoken)

Hey friend.

I’ve decided to go and rescue Madalena from herself.

Are you up for an adventure?

Definitely!

I was wondering when I was gonna break this armor in!

(sung)

And those who had redeemed themselves all got a second shot

(spoken)

I’ve got a line in the song!

They fina—

And two heroes got to hang up their swords

To live life, enjoying simple rewards

And true evil disappeared

Within a cloud of minor chords—

I’m here to see the DEL.

The Dark Evil Lord

And he’s been waiting for you

What is this?

Does it hold the dark powers of the universe?

Oh, sorry, no.

I can see why you thought that.

No, he just thinks you need to

accessorize.

He’s also a fashion consultant

Now come in, and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful

force in the seven realms

Nothing will stop me now

And now we’re almost done

Our tale completely spun

As buffed and polished as a royal jewel

There’s not much left to tell

And hey, that’s just as well

Unless we get one more surprise renewal

Now

We’ll probably have to go and get work

On some cheap-ass cable network

But

The door is not quite shut!

So if we make the cut

Here’s what you’ll see on Galavant