Policeman - Caravan

We can see you creeping, Mr. Policeman

Looking through the keyhole in the door

Taking notes of all that floats

With the beat your marching feet

Shiny shoes, looking for clues

Do come in, we’ll offer you a rissole

If you will only blow your whistle for me

And then we’ll be good, I know we should

Take the time to change our minds

We will pay our parking fines — soon!

I’m the same as you, please Mr. Policeman

It’s just, I’d like to stay behind my door

You can’t stop me laughing Mr. Policeman

You’d better find out what I’m smiling for

No, I haven’t broke the law

Hey man, don’t put me in your van

Please see it’s free, I wanna be to dig the scene

Ah, weed the green

Oh, forty people more locked behind the door in the bathroom

Hope you don’t go in for at least an hour

They’re taking it in turns to have a shower

We can see you creeping, Mr. Policeman

Looking through the keyhole in our door

Taking notes of all that floats

With the beat your marching feet

Shiny shoes, looking for clues

Do come in, we’ll offer you a rissole

If you will only blow your whistle for me

And then we’ll be good, I know we should

Take the time to change our minds

We will pay our parking fines soon!