Big Stick - Bruce Hornsby

I’m driving down the highway

Headed to the range

Gonna knock 'em out stong

But I’m feeling no pain

Got an old brown bag

Big stick in the back

Where the grass don’t grow

Gonna take a few hacks

There’s a place for you if you’re just like me Armchair greens chillin at the TV

Have another cool one

but it won’t hurt

Got myself a big stick

swingin in the dirt

Got a two bit job

with a little bit of pay

But I feel no pressure

Couple lessons today

Working on the swing

And talkin’trash

Take another good hit

Try to make it last

There’s a place for you

If you’re just like me Armchair boys yelling at the TV

Twenty points in a row

I’m getting shirts

Got myself a big stick swingin’in the dirt

Bet a five dollar nasaw

And all you got’s two

Well a five foot gimme

Make a man out of you

Well I got my dreams

And they just don’t stop

Well a big man, big shot

Make her on top

Well, there’s a place for you if you’re just like me Armchair greens chillin’at the TV

Have another cool one

But it won’t hurt

Got myself a big stick

Swingin in the dirt

Repeat chorus