Tequila - Brooks & Dunn

One shot, Two shot, Three tequila floor,

Cowboy bouncer’s 'bout to bowl me out the door

Jose got me stumblin' mumblin' like a fool

That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule

Wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees

Aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me

Tequila Goes down easy, lord it will sneak up on you fast

Tequila Great Big buzz in a lil bitty glass

Tequila Glass, salt, straight up, chilled, lemon lime

Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time

Mexicali, blue aguave, fire in a bottle

Too much Cabo Wabo do the cucha racha wobble

You think by now a drinkin man would learn

You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm