The Worst Country Song Of All Time - Brantley Gilbert, Toby Keith, Hardy

This is the worst country song of all time

And it goes

I hate beer and honky-tonk women

I don’t eat deer and I can’t stand fishing

And I don’t know the words to Family Tradition

Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line

And I think sweet tea is overrated

And all the roads were made for paving

Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

And the chorus goes

I love cities and traffic jams

I don’t want a house on a piece of land

I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

But I don’t wanna earn a dime

Old Yeller didn’t make me sad

I think we should change the American flag, yeah

This is the worst country song of all time

Second verse goes

I think trucks are a waste of gas

If you disagree, we’ll cancel that, 'cause

My momma never whipped my ass

I guess she never tried

Man, stink a fork in the constitution

I support Kim Jong-un and Putin

Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

And the chorus goes

I love cities and traffic jams

I don’t want a house on a piece of land

I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

But I don’t wanna earn a dime

Old Yeller didn’t make me sad

I think we should change the American flag, yeah

This is the worst country song of all time

And the bridge goes

I’m too good for solo cups

Your momma’s homemade fried chicken sucks

Boots ain’t made to get scuffed up

How you like that saxophone?

Yeah, my neck ain’t red and John Deeres are blue

And you’re as country as caviar if you think that’s true

And this song’s a joke but if it ain’t for you

I know your favorite song

And it goes like

I love cities and traffic jams

I don’t want a house on a piece of land

I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

But I don’t wanna earn a dime

Old Yeller didn’t make me sad

I think we should change the American flag, yeah

This is the worst country song of all time